Gintama Season 3 Episode 31 · Take the Initial Premise Lightly, and It'll Cost You

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You Can Never Pause at the Perfect Time

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Even a Matsui Stick Can't Handle Some Kinds of Dirt

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An Inspector's Love Begins With an Inspection

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Forget Dates, Remember People / You Can Hide Your Porn Mags, But You Can't Hide Your ***

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A Mirror Provides a Frozen Reflection of Both Your Beautiful and Ugly Sides / Nobody Likes the Photo on Their License

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Arriving Late to a Reunion Makes it Hard to Enter

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A Reunion Also Brings to the Surface Things You Don't Want to Remember

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When Compared to Time in the Heavens, Fifty Years of Human Life Resembles Naught but Dreams and Lottery Tickets

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Guys With Big Nostrils Also Have Big Imaginations / You Never Accept a New Sentai Series at the Start, But By the Final Episode, You Don't Want It to End

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9 + 1 = Yagyu Jyubei

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Calories Come Back to Bite You Just When You've Forgotten About Them

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10 - 1 =

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All Mothers Pack Too Much Food Into a Lunch Box and Ruin the Shape

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The Reaper by Day and the Reaper by Night

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Human or Demon?

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Farewell, Reaper

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A Phoenix Rises from the Ashes Over and Over

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Amen

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Being a Leader is Tough

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Love is a Roach Motel

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A Sizzle Summer / A Nothing Summer 2015

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He's the Sweet Tooth, and I'm the Mayo Guy

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I'm a Failure as a Leader, and He's Also a Failure as a Leader

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I'm Odd Jobs, and He's Shinsengumi

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Always Leave Enough Room for Fifty Million in Your Bag

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Always Leave Enough Room for Pebbles in Your Bag

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Style Goes Out of Fashion the Moment It's Put Into Words / There Are Two Types of People In This World: Those Who Yell Out Their Attack Names, and Those Who Don't

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The Two Apes

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Afros of Life and Death

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Afuro and Wolfro

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Take the Initial Premise Lightly, and It'll Cost You

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Keep Your Farewells Short

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One Editor Is Enough / The G-Pen Is Capricious and the Maru Pen Is Stubborn

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Strike When the Sword and Overlord are Hot / Oil Rain

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Shoguns of Light and Shadow

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Ninja Village

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Ninja Soul

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And Then There Were Five

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Those Who Protect Against All Odds

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Sworn Enemy

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The Crows Caw After the Battle Ends

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Farewell, Buddy

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The Day the Demon Cried

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Heroes Always Arrive Fashionably Late

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Lost and Found

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Prison Break

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Stray Dogs

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Undelivered Mail

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Karma

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Nobume

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Farewell Shinsengumi