Gintama Season 3 Episode 45 · Don’t Trust Bedtime Stories

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The More Something Is Disliked, the More Lovely It Is

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Rules Are Made to be Broken

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Otaku Are Talkative

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There's a Thin Line Between Strengths and Weaknesses

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Important Things Are Hard To See

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It’s All About the Beat and Timing

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Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death

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Kids Don’t Understand How Their Parents Feel

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Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

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Life is a test

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People Are All Escapees of Their Own Inner Prisons

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Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See the Things You Use for Cross-Dressing / There's Almost a 100% Chance You’ll Forget Your Umbrella and Hate Yourself For It

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A Birthday in Your Twenties Has No Deep Meaning / Lucky Is a Man Who Gets Up and Goes to Work

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Cleaning the Toilet Cleanses the Soul

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They Say Soy Sauce On Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin, But Soy Sauce On Pudding Only Tastes Like Pudding and Soy Sauce

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Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins

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The Older, the Wiser

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Beauty Is Like a Summer Fruit

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Even if Your Back is Bent, Go Straight Forward

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Within Each Box of Cigarettes, Are One or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung

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Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much Like School Cafeteria Lunches / Once You've Taken a Dish, You Can't Put It Back

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Novices Only Need a Flathead and a Phillips

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Imagination Is Nurtured In the 8th Grade

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Always Keep a Screwdriver In Your Heart

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When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating

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Entering the Final Chapter!

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Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through the Written Word

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Sometimes You Must Meet to Understand

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Sometimes You Can’t Tell Just By Meeting Someone

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Beware of Food You Pick Up Off the Ground

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Cat Lovers and Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive

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Fights Often Ensue During Trips

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Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks

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Gin and His Excellency's Good-for-Nothings

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Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories

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Before Thinking About the Earth, Think About the More Endangered Gintaman’s Future!

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It's Your House, You Build It

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99% of Men Aren't Confident in Confessing Their Love / People Who Don't Believe in Santa Are the Very Ones Who Want to Believe, You Contentious Bastard

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Let's Talk About the Old Days Once in a While

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Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket

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Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day!

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Butting Into a Fight is Dangerous

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Life Is About Making Consecutive Decisions

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Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand on Two Legs, Guts, and Glory, Are Men

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Don’t Trust Bedtime Stories

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The Color for Each Person’s Bond Comes in Various Colors

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The Taste of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special

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All Adults are Instructors for All Children

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Zip Up Your Fly Nice and Slowly

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When Breaking a Chuubert in Half, the End with the Knob Should Be Better. It's Also Tasty to Drink from There

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If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them