Gintama Season 2 Episode 18 · For the Wind Is the Life / The Ideal Girlfriend Is Always Minami

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Pending Means Pending, It's Not Final

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Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature

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If You Want to See Someone, Make an Appo First

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Stress Makes You Bald, but It's Stressful to Avoid Stress, So You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, So in the End There's Nothing You Can Do

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Mothers Everywhere Are All the Same

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Don't Make Munching Noises When You Eat

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Keep an Eye on the Chief for the Day

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When Looking For Things You've Lost, Remember What You Were Doing On The Day You Lost It

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Croquette Sandwiches Are Always the Most Popular Food Sold at the Stalls

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Be Careful Not to Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere

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The Sun Will Rise Again

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On a Moonless Night, Insects Are Drawn to the Light

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Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn into Mummys

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The Preview Section in JUMP is Always Unreliable

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Eating Nmaibo Can Make You Full in No Time!

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Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious

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Dango Over Flowers

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For the Wind Is the Life / The Ideal Girlfriend Is Always Minami

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Like a Haunted House, Life is Filled with Horrors

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Please Help by Separating Your Trash

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Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick

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Some Data Cannot Be Erased

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A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant / Drive With a "Might" Attitude

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Think for a Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All that Good?

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The Manga Writer Becomes a Pro, After Doing a Stock of Manuscripts

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Don’t Complain About Your Job at Home, Do It Somewhere Else

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In Those Situations, Keep Quiet and Cook Red Rice With Beans

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Yesterday’s Enemy, After All Is Said and Done, Is Still the Enemy

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People Who Are Picky About Food Are Also Picky About People, Too

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Four Heads are Better than One

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When Someone Who Wears Glasses Takes Them Off, It Looks Like Something’s Missing

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A Woman's Best Make-up Is Her Smile

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You Don't Stand in Line for the Ramen, You Stand in Line for the Self-Satisfaction / You Say Kawaii So Often, You Must Really Think You're Cute Stuff

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Rank Has Nothing to Do with Luck

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Hard-boiled Egg on a Man's Heart

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Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack

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It's Often Difficult to Sleep When You're Engrossed With Counting Sheep

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Perform a German Suplex on a Woman Who Asks If She or the Job Is More Important

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The Most Exciting Part of a Group Date is Before it Starts

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What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice

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The More Delicious the Food, the Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad

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If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating and Start Moving

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Be a Person Who Can See People's Strong Points and Not Their Weak Points

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Even a Hero Has Issues

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When Riding A Train, Make Sure You Grab the Straps With Both Hands

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Men, Be a Madao

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If You're a Man, Don't Give Up

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Exaggerate the Tales of Your Exploits by a Third, So Everyone Has a Good Time / Men Have a Weakness for Girls Who Sell Flowers and Work in Pastry Shops

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Play Video Games for Only an Hour a Day

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Life and Video Games are Full of Bugs