1

May I Kindly Beat the Tar Out of Those Evil Nobles (Pigs)?

2

May I Offer You the Taste of My Fist as the Ladylike Thing to Do?

3

I Considered a Negotiated Resolution, but May I Biff and Pow Those Noblemen Instead?

4

May I Go to See My Fists' Beloved One (Punching Bag)?

5

May I Clobber This Asshole Prince?

6

May I Send This Pig Flying into the Sky?

7

May I Carry Out a Plan That Shows a New Side of You?

8

If You Don’t Mind, Can I Give You My Fist As a Handkerchief?

9

May I Explain That This Is Not Something That Just Anyone Can Do?

10

May I Cook This Thick Cut of Pork Through With Body Punches?

11

As These Appear Undercooked, May I Turn Them Into Mince Meat?

12

May I Pay Off the Massive Debt My Fists Have Accrued?

13

May I Ask For One Final Thing?