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Nobody with Natural Straight Hair Can Be That Bad

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Kintoki and Gintoki

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Kin-san's Kintama

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The Meaning of a Main Character

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Courtesan Turns the Tables

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Inside the Palace!!

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Five Pinkies

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Pinky Swear

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Unsetting Moon

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Sound Of Beam Can Pierce Heart Of Everyone

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Two Brothers

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Liquor and Gasoline, Smiles and Tears

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Dog Food Doesn't Have As Much Flavor As You'd Think

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You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama?! (1)

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You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama?! (2)

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Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can be That Bad!

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Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!

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Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart!

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Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You

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Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets!

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There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness

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Fighting Should Be Done With Fists!

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Eat Something Sour When You're Tired!

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Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!

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People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck!

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If You're Going to Cosplay, Go All Out!

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Boys Have a Weird Ritual that Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch Frogs! / You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just the Armpits

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Pets Resemble Their Owners!

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If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life’s a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!

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Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes

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Oh Yeah! Our Crib is Number One!

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Why is the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!

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Watch Out For Conveyor Belts!

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If You're a Man, Try the Swordfish / If You Go to Sleep With the Fan On, You'll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful

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Marriage is Prolonging an Illusion for Your Whole Life

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When You're In a Fix, Keep On Laughing, Laughing...

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Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something

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A Shared Soup Pot is a Microcosm of Life

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Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand and Say It

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Some Things Can’t Be Cut with a Sword

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Good Things Never Come in Twos (But Bad Things Do)

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Don’t Panic – There’s a Return Policy! / I Told You to Pay Attention to the News!

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Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys

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You Always Remember the Things that Matter the Least

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Life Moves on Like a Conveyor Belt

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Mistaking Someone’s Name is Rude!

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Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (1)

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Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (2) / You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either

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People with Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up

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People Who Say that Santa Doesn’t Really Exist Actually Want to Believe in Him / Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself

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Only Children Play in the Snow / Eating Ice Cream In Winter Is Awesome

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Ramen Shops with Long Menus Never Do Well

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Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy

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You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title

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You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm

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Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are by Just Their Silhouettes / Since It Ended a Bit Early, We're Starting the Next One

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Mom’s Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What’s for Dinner

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Walk Your Dog at an Appropriate Speed

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Adults Only. We Wouldn’t Want Anyone Immature in Here

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Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?

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The More You're Alike, the More You Fight / Whatever You Play, Play to Win

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A Life Without Gambling is Like Sushi Without Wasabi

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Pending Means Pending, It's Not Final

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Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature

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If You Want to See Someone, Make an Appo First

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Stress Makes You Bald, but It's Stressful to Avoid Stress, So You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, So in the End There's Nothing You Can Do

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Mothers Everywhere Are All the Same

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Don't Make Munching Noises When You Eat

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Keep an Eye on the Chief for the Day

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When Looking For Things You've Lost, Remember What You Were Doing On The Day You Lost It

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Croquette Sandwiches Are Always the Most Popular Food Sold at the Stalls

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Be Careful Not to Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere

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The Sun Will Rise Again

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On a Moonless Night, Insects Are Drawn to the Light

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Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn into Mummys

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The Preview Section in JUMP is Always Unreliable

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Eating Nmaibo Can Make You Full in No Time!

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Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious

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Dango Over Flowers

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For the Wind Is the Life / The Ideal Girlfriend Is Always Minami

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Like a Haunted House, Life is Filled with Horrors

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Please Help by Separating Your Trash

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Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick

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Some Data Cannot Be Erased

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A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant / Drive With a "Might" Attitude

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Think for a Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All that Good?

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The Manga Writer Becomes a Pro, After Doing a Stock of Manuscripts

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Don’t Complain About Your Job at Home, Do It Somewhere Else

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In Those Situations, Keep Quiet and Cook Red Rice With Beans

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Yesterday’s Enemy, After All Is Said and Done, Is Still the Enemy

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People Who Are Picky About Food Are Also Picky About People, Too

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Four Heads are Better than One

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When Someone Who Wears Glasses Takes Them Off, It Looks Like Something’s Missing

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A Woman's Best Make-up Is Her Smile

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You Don't Stand in Line for the Ramen, You Stand in Line for the Self-Satisfaction / You Say Kawaii So Often, You Must Really Think You're Cute Stuff

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Rank Has Nothing to Do with Luck

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Hard-boiled Egg on a Man's Heart

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Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack

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It's Often Difficult to Sleep When You're Engrossed With Counting Sheep

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Perform a German Suplex on a Woman Who Asks If She or the Job Is More Important

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The Most Exciting Part of a Group Date is Before it Starts

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What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice

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The More Delicious the Food, the Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad

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If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating and Start Moving

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Be a Person Who Can See People's Strong Points and Not Their Weak Points

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Even a Hero Has Issues

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When Riding A Train, Make Sure You Grab the Straps With Both Hands

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Men, Be a Madao

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If You're a Man, Don't Give Up

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Exaggerate the Tales of Your Exploits by a Third, So Everyone Has a Good Time / Men Have a Weakness for Girls Who Sell Flowers and Work in Pastry Shops

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Play Video Games for Only an Hour a Day

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Life and Video Games are Full of Bugs

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The More Something Is Disliked, the More Lovely It Is

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Rules Are Made to be Broken

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Otaku Are Talkative

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There's a Thin Line Between Strengths and Weaknesses

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Important Things Are Hard To See

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It’s All About the Beat and Timing

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Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death

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Kids Don’t Understand How Their Parents Feel

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Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

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Life is a test

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People Are All Escapees of Their Own Inner Prisons

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Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See the Things You Use for Cross-Dressing / There's Almost a 100% Chance You’ll Forget Your Umbrella and Hate Yourself For It

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A Birthday in Your Twenties Has No Deep Meaning / Lucky Is a Man Who Gets Up and Goes to Work

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Cleaning the Toilet Cleanses the Soul

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They Say Soy Sauce On Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin, But Soy Sauce On Pudding Only Tastes Like Pudding and Soy Sauce

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Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins

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The Older, the Wiser

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Beauty Is Like a Summer Fruit

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Even if Your Back is Bent, Go Straight Forward

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Within Each Box of Cigarettes, Are One or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung

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Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much Like School Cafeteria Lunches / Once You've Taken a Dish, You Can't Put It Back

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Novices Only Need a Flathead and a Phillips

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Imagination Is Nurtured In the 8th Grade

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Always Keep a Screwdriver In Your Heart

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When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating

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Entering the Final Chapter!

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Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through the Written Word

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Sometimes You Must Meet to Understand

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Sometimes You Can’t Tell Just By Meeting Someone

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Beware of Food You Pick Up Off the Ground

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Cat Lovers and Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive

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Fights Often Ensue During Trips

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Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks

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Gin and His Excellency's Good-for-Nothings

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Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories

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Before Thinking About the Earth, Think About the More Endangered Gintaman’s Future!

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It's Your House, You Build It

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99% of Men Aren't Confident in Confessing Their Love / People Who Don't Believe in Santa Are the Very Ones Who Want to Believe, You Contentious Bastard

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Let's Talk About the Old Days Once in a While

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Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket

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Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day!

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Butting Into a Fight is Dangerous

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Life Is About Making Consecutive Decisions

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Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand on Two Legs, Guts, and Glory, Are Men

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Don’t Trust Bedtime Stories

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The Color for Each Person’s Bond Comes in Various Colors

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The Taste of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special

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All Adults are Instructors for All Children

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Zip Up Your Fly Nice and Slowly

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When Breaking a Chuubert in Half, the End with the Knob Should Be Better. It's Also Tasty to Drink from There

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If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them

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A Conversation With a Barber During a Haircut is The Most Pointless Thing in The World

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The Heavens Created Chonmage Above Man Instead of Another Man

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Sleep Helps a Child Grow

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That Person Looks Different from Usual During a Birthday Party

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The Other Side of the Other Side of the Other Side Would Be the Other Side

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It Takes a Bit of Courage to Enter a Street Vendor's Stand

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Any Place Can Become a Battlefield When Men Gather

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If a Friend Gets Injured, Take Him to the Hospital, Stat!

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If One Orange in the Box Is Rotten, the Rest of Them Will Become Rotten Before You Realize It

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From a Foreigner's Perspective, You're the Foreigner. From an Alien's Perspective, You're the Alien

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Laputa's Still Good After Seeing It So Many Times

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Love Is Unconditional

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The Black Ships Even Make A Scene When They Sink

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That Matsutake Soup Stuff Tastes Better than the Real Deal / If a Person Is Dead, They Can't Come Back to Life

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If It Works Once, It'll Work Over And Over Again

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Two Is Better Than One. Two People Are Better Than One

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Smooth Polygons Smooth Men's Hearts Too

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The Human Body Is Like a Little Universe

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The Chosen Idiots

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And into the Legend...

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If You Keep Copying, They Will Retaliate / A Loss Opens Your Eyes to the Love You Have

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Using the Carrot and the Stick Method Depends on the Situation

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It's What's On The Inside That Counts / It's What's On The Inside That Counts, But Only To A Certain Extent

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Are There Still People Who Go to the Ocean and Yell "Bakayaro!"? / When a Person Is Trapped, Their Inner Door Opens

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No Matter How Old You Get, You Still Hate the Dentist

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Countdown Begins

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It's Bad Luck to See a Spider at Night

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Once You’re Entangled in a Spiderweb, It’s Hard to Get It Off

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It's the Irresponsible One Who's Scary When Pissed

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The More Precious the Burden, The Heavier and More Difficult it is to Shoulder

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Watch Out For A Set of Women and A Drink

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Screw Popularity Votes

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Popularity Polls Can Burn in Hell

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Popularity Polls Can...

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Hometowns and Boobs Are Best Thought of from Afar / The Whole Peeing on a Bee Sting Is a Myth. You’ll Get Germs, So Don’t Do It!!

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Beware of Foreshadows

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It’s Goodbye Once a Flag Is Set

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An Observation Journal Should Be Seen Through To The Very End

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We Know It’s Best to Finish Yearly Tasks Before the End of the Year, But then You Put It Off Till Next Year for a Fresh Start. That’s How the End of the Year Goes / Radio Exercises are Socials for Boys and Girls

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When Looking For Something, Try Using its Perspective

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Freedom Means to Live True to Yourself, not Without Law!

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Kabukicho Stray Cat Blues

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Cooking is About Guts

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Whenever I Hear Leviathan, I Think of Sazae-san. Stupid Me!!

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Not Losing to the Rain

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Not Losing to the Wind

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Not Losing to the Storm

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Never Losing that Smile

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That’s How I Wish to Be, Beautiful and Strong

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Santa Claus Red Is Blood Red

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Everybody's a Santa!

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Everyone Looks a Little Grown Up After Spring Break

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Everyone Looks Pretty Grown Up After Summer Break

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Use a Calligraphy Pen for New Year Cards / The Heart Comes Before Chocolate

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Meals Should Be Balanced / We Are All Warriors in the Battle Against Fate

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It's Too Confusing When Talking About the Poster Girl for a Poster Store, So Call Her a Sandwich Board

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Glasses Are Part of the Soul

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Glasses Prevent You From Seeing Certain Things

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Nothing Lasts Forever, Including Parents, Money, Youth, Your Room, Dress Shirts, Me, You and the Gintama Anime

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A Lawless Town Tend To Attract a Bunch of Whoohooey Folk

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Ghosts Aren't The Only Ones Who Run Wild Around Graveyards

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Chains Of a Warrior

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Iron Town

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'Tis An Honor!

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Odds or Even

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I Can't Remember a Damn Thing About the Factory Tour

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What Happen Twice Can Happen Thrice

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The Pincers of Crab Can Snip Through a Friendship

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People Forget to Return Stuff All The Time Without Even Realizing It.

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The Bathhouse , Where You're Naked In Body And Soul

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Jugem

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The Name Reveals the Person

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The Man's Household Situation Is Hard , His Heart Is Soft

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Blue And Red Ecstasy

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So In The Second Season Of Prison Break , They Already Broke Out Of Prison , But The Name Works When You Realize That Society Is A Prison

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Everybody Loves Pajamas

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Speaking Of Crossovers , Don't Forget About Alien Vs Predator

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Love is Neither Plus Nor Minus

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Making It Through Love

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It Would Take Too Much Effort to Make This Title Sound Like a Text Message Subject

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When You Go to a Funeral for the First Time, You're Surprised By How Happy the People Are

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The People You Tend to Forget Tend to Show Up After You Forget Them

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The Legendary Mercenary Tribe, Renho. Elizabeth Was in Fact, One of Those White Demons

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Piggy Banks and Trash Cans

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Empty Planet

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Goodbye Lionel, Why Don't You Say Something!

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Please Take Me Skiing

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A Vacation in Disorientation

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There are Some Things You Should Not Forget When Drinking away the Past Year at Year-end Parties

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People Can Only Live By Forgetting the Bad

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We Are All Hosts, In Capital Letters

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Girls like Vegeta, Guys like Piccolo

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Draw Your Life on the Canvas We Call Manga

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Check It Out!

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Thorny and Rosy

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Festival of Thornies

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Letter From Thorny

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Madaodog Madaonaire

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Presents Are Meant To Be Given Early

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New Year's Envelopes Are Perfect for Dirty Jokes

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When Sleeping Under a Kotatsu, Make Sure You Don't Burn Your Balls

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We're Sorry

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Nobody with Natural Straight Hair Can Be That Bad

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Kintoki and Gintoki

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Kin-san's Kintama

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The Meaning of a Main Character

270

Courtesan Turns the Tables

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Inside the Palace!!

272

Five Pinkies

273

Pinky Swear

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Unsetting Moon

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The Sound of a Beam Can Pierce Every Heart

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Two Brothers

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Liquor and Gasoline, Smiles and Tears

278

Dog Food Doesn't Taste Like You Think

279

You Can Never Pause at the Perfect Time

280

Even a Matsui Stick Can't Handle Some Kinds of Dirt

281

An Inspector's Love Begins With an Inspection

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Forget Dates, Remember People / You Can Hide Your Porn Mags, But You Can't Hide Your ***

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A Mirror Provides a Frozen Reflection of Both Your Beautiful and Ugly Sides / Nobody Likes the Photo on Their License

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Arriving Late to a Reunion Makes it Hard to Enter

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A Reunion Also Brings to the Surface Things You Don't Want to Remember

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When Compared to Time in the Heavens, Fifty Years of Human Life Resembles Naught but Dreams and Lottery Tickets

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Guys With Big Nostrils Also Have Big Imaginations / You Never Accept a New Sentai Series at the Start, But By the Final Episode, You Don't Want It to End

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9 + 1 = Yagyu Jyubei

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Calories Come Back to Bite You Just When You've Forgotten About Them

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10 - 1 =

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All Mothers Pack Too Much Food Into a Lunch Box and Ruin the Shape

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The Reaper by Day and the Reaper by Night

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Human or Demon?

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Farewell, Reaper

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A Phoenix Rises from the Ashes Over and Over

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Amen

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Being a Leader is Tough

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Love is a Roach Motel

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A Sizzle Summer / A Nothing Summer 2015

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He's the Sweet Tooth, and I'm the Mayo Guy

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I'm a Failure as a Leader, and He's Also a Failure as a Leader

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I'm Odd Jobs, and He's Shinsengumi

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Always Leave Enough Room for Fifty Million in Your Bag

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Always Leave Enough Room for Pebbles in Your Bag

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Style Goes Out of Fashion the Moment It's Put Into Words / There Are Two Types of People In This World: Those Who Yell Out Their Attack Names, and Those Who Don't

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The Two Apes

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Afros of Life and Death

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Afuro and Wolfro

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Take the Initial Premise Lightly, and It'll Cost You

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Keep Your Farewells Short

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One Editor Is Enough / The G-Pen Is Capricious and the Maru Pen Is Stubborn

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Strike When the Sword and Overlord are Hot / Oil Rain

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Shoguns of Light and Shadow

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Ninja Village

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Ninja Soul

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And Then There Were Five

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Those Who Protect Against All Odds

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Sworn Enemy

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The Crows Caw After the Battle Ends

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Farewell, Buddy

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The Day the Demon Cried

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Heroes Always Arrive Fashionably Late

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Lost and Found

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Prison Break

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Stray Dogs

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Undelivered Mail

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Karma

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Nobume

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Farewell Shinsengumi

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The Monster and the Monster's Child

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Leave Letter

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The Song of a Samurai

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Zura

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The Two Fools

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Ten Years

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Path

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Master of Kouan

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The Lost Rabbit

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Siblings

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First Student

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Hope

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The Stairs to Adulthood May Not Always Lead Up

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My Bald Dad, My Light-Haired Dad, and My Dad's Glasses

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A Bowl of Ramen

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A Family

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Life, Death, and Shades / All the Answers Can Be Found in the Field

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3000 Leagues in Search of a Scabbard

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The Super Sadist and the Super Sadist

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The Strongest Sword, and the Dullest Ass

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Wash Your Hands Before a Handshake

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Diamonds are Unscratchable

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An Idol's Badge of Honor

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The Line Between Godlike Games and Shitty Games is Paper-Thin

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Guardian Spirits Are Also a Part of the Soul

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Try As You Might to Make a Natural Perm Go Away, It Will Always Return

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Flavoring is Best in Small Quantities

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A Delinquent's Kid Has Long Neck Hair

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The Line Between Tenacious and Annoying Is Paper-Thin

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Geezers Carve the Things They Shouldn't Forget into Their Wrinkles

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Machines That Pick Up Useless Habits Are Called People

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Men Must Live Not Long or Thick, but Hard

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Ogres Are Weak Against Tiny Heroes Like the Inch-High Samurai

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Bragging About Your Own Heroic Deeds Will Make People Hate You, So Make Others Do It For You

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Jump and Power Creep Go Hand-in-Hand

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Peace and Destruction Are Two Sides of the Same Coin

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Bushido Is Found One Second Before Death

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The Evildoers Who Do Good

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Rabbits Jump High on Moonlit Nights

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Making a Dull World Interesting

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Do Something Uncharacteristic, and Something Uncharacteristic Will Happen

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Countless Kings

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The Unemployed Cannot Be Stained By Anything

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Always Hold On to Your Trump Cards

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The Creatures Known as Humanity

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Sign

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Specter

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Two in Girl Years Is Equal to Ten in Man Years

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Salvation

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Dun Dun

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There Are Lines Even Villains Can't Cross