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You can never Pause at the Perfect Time

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Even a Matsui Stick Can't Handle Some Kinds of Dirt

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An Inspector's Love begins with an Inspection

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Forget Dates, Remember People / You Can Hide Your Porn Mags but You Can't Hide Your ***

5

A Mirror Provides a Frozen Reflection of Both Your Beautiful and Ugly Sides / Nobody Likes the Photo on Their License

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Arriving Late to a Reunion Makes it Hard to Enter

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A Reunion Also Brings to the Surface Things You Don't Want to Remember

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When Compared to Time in the Heavens, Fifty Years of Human Life Resembles Naught but Dreams and Lottery Tickets

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Guys with Big Nostrils Also Have Big Imaginations / You Never Accept a New Sentai Series at the Start, but by the Final Episode, You Don't Want It to End

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9 + 1 = Yagyu Jyubei

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Calories Come Back to Bite You Just When You've Forgotten About Them

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10 - 1 =

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All Mothers Pack Too Much Food Into a Lunch Box and Ruin the Shape

14

The Reaper by Day and the Reaper by Night

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Human or Demon?

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Farewell, Reaper

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A Phoenix Rises from the Ashes Over and Over

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Amen

19

Being a Leader Is Tough

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Love Is a Roach Motel

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A Sizzle Summer

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I'm the Mayo Guy, and He's the Sweet Tooth

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I'm a Failure as a Leader, and He's Also a Failure as a Leader

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I'm Odd Jobs, and He's Shinsengumi

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Always Leave Enough Room for Fifty Million in Your Bag

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Always Leave Enough Room for Pebbles in Your Bag

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Style Goes Out of Fashion the Moment It's Put Into Words / There Are Two Types of People In This World: Those Who Yell Out Their Attack Names, and Those Who Don't

28

The Two Apes

29

Afros of Life and Death

30

Afuro and Wolfro

31

Take the Initial Premise Lightly, and It'll Cost You

32

Keep Your Farewells Short

33

One Editor Is Enough / The G-Pen Is Capricious, and the Maru Pen Is Stubborn

34

Strike When the Sword and Overlord are Hot / Oil Rain

35

Shogun of Light and Shadow

36

Ninja Village

37

Ninja Soul

38

And Then There Were Five

39

Those Who Protect Against All Odds

40

Sworn Enemy

41

The Crows Caw After The Battle Ends

42

Farewell, Buddy

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The Day the Demon Cried

44

Heroes Always Arrive Fashionably Late

45

Lost and Found

46

Prison Break / Essay Manga Are Easy to Animate

47

Stray Dogs

48

Undelivered Mail

49

Karma

50

Nobume

51

Farewell Shinsengumi

52

You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama?! (1)

53

You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama?! (2)

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Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can be That Bad!

55

Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!

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Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart!

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Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You

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Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets!

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There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness

60

Fighting Should Be Done With Fists!

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Eat Something Sour When You're Tired!

62

Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!

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People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck!

64

If You're Going to Cosplay, Go All Out!

65

Boys Have a Weird Ritual that Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch Frogs! / You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just the Armpits

66

Pets Resemble Their Owners!

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If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life’s a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!

68

Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes

69

Oh Yeah! Our Crib is Number One!

70

Why is the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!

71

Watch Out For Conveyor Belts!

72

If You're a Man, Try the Swordfish / If You Go to Sleep With the Fan On, You'll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful

73

Marriage is Prolonging an Illusion for Your Whole Life

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When You're In a Fix, Keep On Laughing, Laughing...

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Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something

76

A Shared Soup Pot is a Microcosm of Life

77

Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand and Say It

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Some Things Can’t Be Cut with a Sword

79

Good Things Never Come in Twos (But Bad Things Do)

80

Don’t Panic – There’s a Return Policy! / I Told You to Pay Attention to the News!

81

Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys

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You Always Remember the Things that Matter the Least

83

Life Moves on Like a Conveyor Belt

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Mistaking Someone’s Name is Rude!

85

Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (1)

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Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (2) / You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either

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People with Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up

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People Who Say that Santa Doesn’t Really Exist Actually Want to Believe in Him / Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself

89

Only Children Play in the Snow / Eating Ice Cream In Winter Is Awesome

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Ramen Shops with Long Menus Never Do Well

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Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy

92

You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title

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You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm

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Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are by Just Their Silhouettes / Since It Ended a Bit Early, We're Starting the Next One

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Mom’s Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What’s for Dinner

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Walk Your Dog at an Appropriate Speed

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Adults Only. We Wouldn’t Want Anyone Immature in Here

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Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?

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The More You're Alike, the More You Fight / Whatever You Play, Play to Win

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A Life Without Gambling is Like Sushi Without Wasabi

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Pending Means Pending, It's Not Final

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Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature

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If You Want to See Someone, Make an Appo First

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Stress Makes You Bald, but It's Stressful to Avoid Stress, So You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, So in the End There's Nothing You Can Do

105

Mothers Everywhere Are All the Same

106

Don't Make Munching Noises When You Eat

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Keep an Eye on the Chief for the Day

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When Looking For Things You've Lost, Remember What You Were Doing On The Day You Lost It

109

Croquette Sandwiches Are Always the Most Popular Food Sold at the Stalls

110

Be Careful Not to Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere

111

The Sun Will Rise Again

112

On a Moonless Night, Insects Are Drawn to the Light

113

Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn into Mummys

114

The Preview Section in JUMP is Always Unreliable

115

Eating Nmaibo Can Make You Full in No Time!

116

Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious

117

Dango Over Flowers

118

For the Wind Is the Life / The Ideal Girlfriend Is Always Minami

119

Like a Haunted House, Life is Filled with Horrors

120

Please Help by Separating Your Trash

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Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick

122

Some Data Cannot Be Erased

123

A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant / Drive With a "Might" Attitude

124

Think for a Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All that Good?

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The Manga Writer Becomes a Pro, After Doing a Stock of Manuscripts

126

Don’t Complain About Your Job at Home, Do It Somewhere Else

127

In Those Situations, Keep Quiet and Cook Red Rice With Beans

128

Yesterday’s Enemy, After All Is Said and Done, Is Still the Enemy

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People Who Are Picky About Food Are Also Picky About People, Too

130

Four Heads are Better than One

131

When Someone Who Wears Glasses Takes Them Off, It Looks Like Something’s Missing

132

A Woman's Best Make-up Is Her Smile

133

You Don't Stand in Line for the Ramen, You Stand in Line for the Self-Satisfaction / You Say Kawaii So Often, You Must Really Think You're Cute Stuff

134

Rank Has Nothing to Do with Luck

135

Hard-boiled Egg on a Man's Heart

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Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack

137

It's Often Difficult to Sleep When You're Engrossed With Counting Sheep

138

Perform a German Suplex on a Woman Who Asks If She or the Job Is More Important

139

The Most Exciting Part of a Group Date is Before it Starts

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What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice

141

The More Delicious the Food, the Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad

142

If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating and Start Moving

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Be a Person Who Can See People's Strong Points and Not Their Weak Points

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Even a Hero Has Issues

145

When Riding A Train, Make Sure You Grab the Straps With Both Hands

146

Men, Be a Madao

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If You're a Man, Don't Give Up

148

Exaggerate the Tales of Your Exploits by a Third, So Everyone Has a Good Time / Men Have a Weakness for Girls Who Sell Flowers and Work in Pastry Shops

149

Play Video Games for Only an Hour a Day

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Life and Video Games are Full of Bugs

151

The More Something Is Disliked, the More Lovely It Is

152

Rules Are Made to be Broken

153

Otaku Are Talkative

154

There's a Thin Line Between Strengths and Weaknesses

155

Important Things Are Hard To See

156

It’s All About the Beat and Timing

157

Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death

158

Kids Don’t Understand How Their Parents Feel

159

Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

160

Life is a test

161

People Are All Escapees of Their Own Inner Prisons

162

Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See the Things You Use for Cross-Dressing / There's Almost a 100% Chance You’ll Forget Your Umbrella and Hate Yourself For It

163

A Birthday in Your Twenties Has No Deep Meaning / Lucky Is a Man Who Gets Up and Goes to Work

164

Cleaning the Toilet Cleanses the Soul

165

They Say Soy Sauce On Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin, But Soy Sauce On Pudding Only Tastes Like Pudding and Soy Sauce

166

Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins

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The Older, the Wiser

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Beauty Is Like a Summer Fruit

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Even if Your Back is Bent, Go Straight Forward

170

Within Each Box of Cigarettes, Are One or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung

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Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much Like School Cafeteria Lunches / Once You've Taken a Dish, You Can't Put It Back

172

Novices Only Need a Flathead and a Phillips

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Imagination Is Nurtured In the 8th Grade

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Always Keep a Screwdriver In Your Heart

175

When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating

176

Entering the Final Chapter!

177

Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through the Written Word

178

Sometimes You Must Meet to Understand

179

Sometimes You Can’t Tell Just By Meeting Someone

180

Beware of Food You Pick Up Off the Ground

181

Cat Lovers and Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive

182

Fights Often Ensue During Trips

183

Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks

184

Gin and His Excellency's Good-for-Nothings

185

Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories

186

Before Thinking About the Earth, Think About the More Endangered Gintaman’s Future!

187

It's Your House, You Build It

188

99% of Men Aren't Confident in Confessing Their Love / People Who Don't Believe in Santa Are the Very Ones Who Want to Believe, You Contentious Bastard

189

Let's Talk About the Old Days Once in a While

190

Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket

191

Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day!

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Butting Into a Fight is Dangerous

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Life Is About Making Consecutive Decisions

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Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand on Two Legs, Guts, and Glory, Are Men

195

Don’t Trust Bedtime Stories

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The Color for Each Person’s Bond Comes in Various Colors

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The Taste of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special

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All Adults are Instructors for All Children

199

Zip Up Your Fly Nice and Slowly

200

When Breaking a Chuubert in Half, the End with the Knob Should Be Better. It's Also Tasty to Drink from There

201

If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them

202

A Conversation With a Barber During a Haircut is The Most Pointless Thing in The World

203

The Heavens Created Chonmage Above Man Instead of Another Man

204

Sleep Helps a Child Grow

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That Person Looks Different from Usual During a Birthday Party

206

The Other Side of the Other Side of the Other Side Would Be the Other Side

207

It Takes a Bit of Courage to Enter a Street Vendor's Stand

208

Any Place Can Become a Battlefield When Men Gather

209

If a Friend Gets Injured, Take Him to the Hospital, Stat!

210

If One Orange in the Box Is Rotten, the Rest of Them Will Become Rotten Before You Realize It

211

From a Foreigner's Perspective, You're the Foreigner. From an Alien's Perspective, You're the Alien

212

Laputa's Still Good After Seeing It So Many Times

213

Love Is Unconditional

214

The Black Ships Even Make A Scene When They Sink

215

That Matsutake Soup Stuff Tastes Better than the Real Deal / If a Person Is Dead, They Can't Come Back to Life

216

If It Works Once, It'll Work Over And Over Again

217

Two Is Better Than One. Two People Are Better Than One

218

Smooth Polygons Smooth Men's Hearts Too

219

The Human Body Is Like a Little Universe

220

The Chosen Idiots

221

And into the Legend...

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If You Keep Copying, They Will Retaliate / A Loss Opens Your Eyes to the Love You Have

223

Using the Carrot and the Stick Method Depends on the Situation

224

It's What's On The Inside That Counts / It's What's On The Inside That Counts, But Only To A Certain Extent

225

Are There Still People Who Go to the Ocean and Yell "Bakayaro!"? / When a Person Is Trapped, Their Inner Door Opens

226

No Matter How Old You Get, You Still Hate the Dentist

227

Countdown Begins

228

It's Bad Luck to See a Spider at Night

229

Once You’re Entangled in a Spiderweb, It’s Hard to Get It Off

230

It's the Irresponsible One Who's Scary When Pissed

231

The More Precious the Burden, The Heavier and More Difficult it is to Shoulder

232

Watch Out For A Set of Women and A Drink

233

Screw Popularity Votes

234

Popularity Polls Can Burn in Hell

235

Popularity Polls Can...

236

Hometowns and Boobs Are Best Thought of from Afar / The Whole Peeing on a Bee Sting Is a Myth. You’ll Get Germs, So Don’t Do It!!

237

Beware of Foreshadows

238

It’s Goodbye Once a Flag Is Set

239

An Observation Journal Should Be Seen Through To The Very End

240

We Know It’s Best to Finish Yearly Tasks Before the End of the Year, But then You Put It Off Till Next Year for a Fresh Start. That’s How the End of the Year Goes / Radio Exercises are Socials for Boys and Girls

241

When Looking For Something, Try Using its Perspective

242

Freedom Means to Live True to Yourself, not Without Law!

243

Kabukicho Stray Cat Blues

244

Cooking is About Guts

245

Whenever I Hear Leviathan, I Think of Sazae-san. Stupid Me!!

246

Not Losing to the Rain

247

Not Losing to the Wind

248

Not Losing to the Storm

249

Never Losing that Smile

250

That’s How I Wish to Be, Beautiful and Strong

251

Santa Claus Red Is Blood Red

252

Everybody's a Santa!

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Everyone Looks a Little Grown Up After Spring Break

254

Everyone Looks Pretty Grown Up After Summer Break

255

Use a Calligraphy Pen for New Year Cards / The Heart Comes Before Chocolate

256

Meals Should Be Balanced / We Are All Warriors in the Battle Against Fate

257

It's Too Confusing When Talking About the Poster Girl for a Poster Store, So Call Her a Sandwich Board

258

Glasses Are Part of the Soul

259

Glasses Prevent You From Seeing Certain Things

260

Nothing Lasts Forever, Including Parents, Money, Youth, Your Room, Dress Shirts, Me, You and the Gintama Anime

261

A Lawless Town Tend To Attract a Bunch of Whoohooey Folk

262

Ghosts Aren't The Only Ones Who Run Wild Around Graveyards

263

Chains Of a Warrior

264

Iron Town

265

'Tis An Honor!

266

Odds or Even

267

I Can't Remember a Damn Thing About the Factory Tour

268

What Happen Twice Can Happen Thrice

269

The Pincers of Crab Can Snip Through a Friendship

270

People Forget to Return Stuff All The Time Without Even Realizing It.

271

The Bathhouse , Where You're Naked In Body And Soul

272

Jugem

273

The Name Reveals the Person

274

The Man's Household Situation Is Hard , His Heart Is Soft

275

Blue And Red Ecstasy

276

So In The Second Season Of Prison Break , They Already Broke Out Of Prison , But The Name Works When You Realize That Society Is A Prison

277

Everybody Loves Pajamas

278

Speaking Of Crossovers , Don't Forget About Alien Vs Predator

279

Love is Neither Plus Nor Minus

280

Making It Through Love

281

It Would Take Too Much Effort to Make This Title Sound Like a Text Message Subject

282

When You Go to a Funeral for the First Time, You're Surprised By How Happy the People Are

283

The People You Tend to Forget Tend to Show Up After You Forget Them

284

The Legendary Mercenary Tribe, Renho. Elizabeth Was in Fact, One of Those White Demons

285

Piggy Banks and Trash Cans

286

Empty Planet

287

Goodbye Lionel, Why Don't You Say Something!

288

Please Take Me Skiing

289

A Vacation in Disorientation

290

There are Some Things You Should Not Forget When Drinking away the Past Year at Year-end Parties

291

People Can Only Live By Forgetting the Bad

292

We Are All Hosts, In Capital Letters

293

Girls like Vegeta, Guys like Piccolo

294

Draw Your Life on the Canvas We Call Manga

295

Check It Out!

296

Thorny and Rosy

297

Festival of Thornies

298

Letter From Thorny

299

Madaodog Madaonaire

300

Presents Are Meant To Be Given Early

301

New Year's Envelopes Are Perfect for Dirty Jokes

302

When Sleeping Under a Kotatsu, Make Sure You Don't Burn Your Balls

303

We're Sorry

304

Nobody with Natural Straight Hair Can Be That Bad

305

Kintoki and Gintoki

306

Kin-san's Kintama

307

The Meaning of a Main Character

308

Courtesan Turns the Tables

309

Inside the Palace!!

310

Five Pinkies

311

Pinky Swear

312

Unsetting Moon

313

The Sound of a Beam Can Pierce Every Heart

314

Two Brothers

315

Liquor and Gasoline, Smiles and Tears

316

Dog Food Doesn't Taste Like You Think

317

You Can Never Pause at the Perfect Time

318

Even a Matsui Stick Can't Handle Some Kinds of Dirt

319

An Inspector's Love Begins With an Inspection

320

Forget Dates, Remember People / You Can Hide Your Porn Mags, But You Can't Hide Your ***

321

A Mirror Provides a Frozen Reflection of Both Your Beautiful and Ugly Sides / Nobody Likes the Photo on Their License

322

Arriving Late to a Reunion Makes it Hard to Enter

323

A Reunion Also Brings to the Surface Things You Don't Want to Remember

324

When Compared to Time in the Heavens, Fifty Years of Human Life Resembles Naught but Dreams and Lottery Tickets

325

Guys With Big Nostrils Also Have Big Imaginations / You Never Accept a New Sentai Series at the Start, But By the Final Episode, You Don't Want It to End

326

9 + 1 = Yagyu Jyubei

327

Calories Come Back to Bite You Just When You've Forgotten About Them

328

10 - 1 =

329

All Mothers Pack Too Much Food Into a Lunch Box and Ruin the Shape

330

The Reaper by Day and the Reaper by Night

331

Human or Demon?

332

Farewell, Reaper

333

A Phoenix Rises from the Ashes Over and Over

334

Amen

335

Being a Leader is Tough

336

Love is a Roach Motel

337

A Sizzle Summer / A Nothing Summer 2015

338

He's the Sweet Tooth, and I'm the Mayo Guy

339

I'm a Failure as a Leader, and He's Also a Failure as a Leader

340

I'm Odd Jobs, and He's Shinsengumi

341

Always Leave Enough Room for Fifty Million in Your Bag

342

Always Leave Enough Room for Pebbles in Your Bag

343

Style Goes Out of Fashion the Moment It's Put Into Words / There Are Two Types of People In This World: Those Who Yell Out Their Attack Names, and Those Who Don't

344

The Two Apes

345

Afros of Life and Death

346

Afuro and Wolfro

347

Take the Initial Premise Lightly, and It'll Cost You

348

Keep Your Farewells Short

349

One Editor Is Enough / The G-Pen Is Capricious and the Maru Pen Is Stubborn

350

Strike When the Sword and Overlord are Hot / Oil Rain

351

Shoguns of Light and Shadow

352

Ninja Village

353

Ninja Soul

354

And Then There Were Five

355

Those Who Protect Against All Odds

356

Sworn Enemy

357

The Crows Caw After the Battle Ends

358

Farewell, Buddy

359

The Day the Demon Cried

360

Heroes Always Arrive Fashionably Late

361

Lost and Found

362

Prison Break

363

Stray Dogs

364

Undelivered Mail

365

Karma

366

Nobume

367

Farewell Shinsengumi

368

The Monster and the Monster's Child

369

Leave Letter

370

The Song of a Samurai

371

Zura

372

The Two Fools

373

Ten Years

374

Path

375

Master of Kouan

376

The Lost Rabbit

377

Siblings

378

First Student

379

Hope

380

The Stairs to Adulthood May Not Always Lead Up

381

My Bald Dad, My Light-Haired Dad, and My Dad's Glasses

382

A Bowl of Ramen

383

A Family

384

Life, Death, and Shades / All the Answers Can Be Found in the Field

385

3000 Leagues in Search of a Scabbard

386

The Super Sadist and the Super Sadist

387

The Strongest Sword, and the Dullest Ass

388

Wash Your Hands Before a Handshake

389

Diamonds are Unscratchable

390

An Idol's Badge of Honor

391

The Line Between Godlike Games and Shitty Games is Paper-Thin

392

Guardian Spirits Are Also a Part of the Soul

393

Try As You Might to Make a Natural Perm Go Away, It Will Always Return

394

Flavoring is Best in Small Quantities

395

A Delinquent's Kid Has Long Neck Hair

396

The Line Between Tenacious and Annoying Is Paper-Thin

397

Geezers Carve the Things They Shouldn't Forget into Their Wrinkles

398

Machines That Pick Up Useless Habits Are Called People

399

Men Must Live Not Long or Thick, but Hard

400

Ogres Are Weak Against Tiny Heroes Like the Inch-High Samurai

401

Bragging About Your Own Heroic Deeds Will Make People Hate You, So Make Others Do It For You

402

Jump and Power Creep Go Hand-in-Hand

403

Peace and Destruction Are Two Sides of the Same Coin

404

Bushido Is Found One Second Before Death

405

The Evildoers Who Do Good

406

Rabbits Jump High on Moonlit Nights

407

Making a Dull World Interesting

408

Do Something Uncharacteristic, and Something Uncharacteristic Will Happen

409

Countless Kings

410

The Unemployed Cannot Be Stained By Anything

411

Always Hold On to Your Trump Cards

412

The Creatures Known as Humanity

413

Sign

414

Specter

415

Two in Girl Years Is Equal to Ten in Man Years

416

Salvation

417

Dun Dun

418

There Are Lines Even Villains Can't Cross