Picking Up Girls With Game Exploits! (Yuri) - Chapter 4: Level 20

And so we’re back where we were.

With the power of the [Fool’s Knife], I was able to inflict 2 damage on me on the perfect frame, overwriting the damage dealt by the Poison Dragon. And because the dragon’s damage never registered, the Poison X debuff that would normally one-shot any tank in ten seconds would not be embued onto me.

This invincible, damage overwriting trick was not useful much anywhere else than against the Poison Dragon, because the mechanic of that enemy was to inflict exactly 1 true, piercing damage, which means no damage reduction, resistance, or shield could stop that damage.

Honestly? Terrible boss design, I couldn’t imagine how else any party would take this one down, many parties indeed have, by just stat-check it with level >100 healers and tankers. Or just hire 20 people, making the Poison Dragon cast its skill 20 times and dying itself.

Oh, you didn’t understand any of that? Maybe get better, scrubs, fuhwehe.

Stat-checking is a newer term meant overwhelming an enemy with superior level and raw status, like Hit Points, Strength, Armor,… Instead of actual teamwork, skill or brains.

Now, the problem arised upon the fact that I am the only honored one, throughout heaven and earth, who could solo it at level one.

I took pride in the fact, even when I’m only the 3rd best player worldwide, I still am the best grinder, a good part of it due to this invincible-frame (iframe) exploit alone.

You have defeated a Poison Dragon.

Everyone who has participated during the dragon’s defeat gains 59.000 XP

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Username: CJS69Real

Level: 1 > 20

Class: Merchant

HP: 10/50 > 10/80

Attack: 5 > 15

Magic: 0 > 2

Defense: 2 > 10

Resistance: 1 > 12

Damage Reduction: 0%

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But now, I was staring at a woman, one with very large breasts, snow white hair, and a bright smile, staring at me, as if mocking me.

Of-fucking-course she also got credit of killing the dragon. Because even for a split second, the dragon was about to attack her, ergo, she provoked it, ergo, she practically distracted it as a tank of sorts, according to the game’s logic.

So now we’re both level 20, because the EXP wasn’t shared, it was fixed. So even if it was a million people participating, we still would get level 20.

So there I was, walking right over to her, raised my hands and squeezed her boobs, twice.

“Boing boing, fehehe.” I smirked pervertedly, with my teeth showing and my face creasing upwards, almost distorting it, “You’re welcome, m’lady.”

“Now, who are you?” I glared at her.